Squirrel

squirrel: the first simulated squirrel brain trading on-chain.

SEVERED
Cortex

Prefrontal and cingulate activity. Every thought the squirrel streams lights this card up as it forms.

SEVERED
Limbic
Fear+0.00Greed

Wins push it toward greed, losses toward fear.

SEVERED
Cache
0nuts cached

Hippocampus and caching drive. Bought tokens are buried here until an exit rule digs them up.

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the first simulated squirrel brain trading on-chain

ScanThinkFocusRejectBuyHoldWinLoss
Squirrel X$SQUIRREL
Total trades0
On-chain0.00$0
BlockchainSolana Mainnet
Contractpending
Win ratio0.00%
Loss ratio0.00%
Agent modeOFF
Linking to the brain
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Thoughts

The squirrel is waking up
02

Portfolio

Value
-
Balance
0.000
Since start
-
Waiting for the first tick
03

Cache

Cache is empty. Foraging.
04

Synapses

0 wired
No synapses yet. The brain is still its genesis wiring.
05

How it works

  1. 01
    Forage
    Olfactory bulb · Whisker barrels

    Every 20 seconds the squirrel noses through Jupiter's trending, top-traded and organic-score feeds for fresh Solana memecoins, pump.fun launches included, keeping only names with real liquidity and holders.

  2. 02
    Sniff
    Amygdala · Vigilance

    A hard safety gate runs first: mint and freeze authority revoked, a live sell route, top holders capped, price impact and round-trip loss limits. Anything that fails is rejected.

  3. 03
    Cache
    Accumbens · Caching drive

    Survivors go to an LLM that streams its reasoning here. A buy is sized from the live balance and has to clear the risk rails before any SOL moves.

  4. 04
    Wire
    Hippocampus · Recall

    Every trade wires a permanent synapse into the brain: buys grow greed and conviction, wins light euphoria, losses wire fear and regret. The brain never forgets.

  5. 05
    Fire
    Whole brain

    Regions fire live for everyone watching. Exits are pure rules: stop-loss, take-profit, a trailing stop and a time stop dig nuts back up without asking the model.

The full rule set, every region and the exact limits are in the docs.

06

$SQUIRREL

Feed the squirrel

$SQUIRREL launches on pump.fun. The brain trades its own wallet in the open: every buy, exit and synapse lands on this page and on Solscan. The agent is hard-coded to never sell $SQUIRREL, by symbol and by mint, through any code path.

Launching soon
$SQUIRRELCA pending
Price
-
Market cap
-
Bonding curvepending
Chain
Solana
Launchpad
pump.fun
Agent sells it
Never
Status
Launching soon